Try addressing Tumblr/strangers at large. Fail miserably.
Just a bit like real life, then.
Had a pretty crappy night, go downstairs to go to the loo and end up coming back with chocolate and kittens. Suddenly things are a little less crappy. Even though they keep sitting on the keyboard and so are refreshing shit and making everything full screen. One of them legitimately managed to open the Tom Hiddleston tag three times the other day. My baby has good taste.
And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences.
You should see drowning as a gift.
You, there with the sunglasses! You’re just asking for it.
Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don’t worry. If it was a legitimate pushing, your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.